About Cromulent Threads
At Croumlent threads, we Embiggun your heart.
Our ultimate goal is to provide you with apparel that tastefully salutes a shared love of The Simpsons sitcom and the memorable quotes that have woven their way into the everyday fabric of our existence.
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With that in mind, our clothing showcases only the most obscure quotes and phrases that any true fan could spot a mile away, and we wanted to give you an opportunity to wear their love on their sleeve (literally).
Our designs are loving crafted by 1000 monkeys at 1000 typewriters to ensure you get nothing but the blurst design possible.
Suggestions?
Got any suggestions for some quotes that a personal favourite or that we may have missed?.... Well you've got some nerve.
But please drop us a line at info@croumlentthreads.com to make your dreams, or someone else's a reality.
We'll be happy to try our best for a custom design whether it's especially for Lisa, or ESPECIALLY for Bart.